The Royal Onion

Definitely the funniest thing I have read all season: The Onion reports that the Royals have hired Tom Emanski ("winner of back to back to back AAU titles!") to teach the team fundamentaEmanski_tomls.

"The first thing I did after Sunday’s game was gather the players andask all 25 of them what each one thinks is the most important part of
baseball, and an astounding Emanski_mcgriff
21 of them said ‘hitting home runs,’
including seven pitchers," said Emanski, who stressed to them that
"defense wins ballgames." "The second thing I did was line them up
against the fence and hit sharp line drives at them from 20 feet away
to improve their reaction time."

 

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2 comments

  1. gracie33_sdg@hotmail.com

    That is so hilarious! It’s so funny that they keep playing those old commercials. Like, McGriff doesn’t even play anymore. Nice to see you’re still loyal & taking a humorous outlook. Btw, the “Russ Springer fined negative $50k for hitting Barry” article was pretty funny too!

  2. grobben88@hotmail.com

    lol well i guess it couldnt hurt…the royals need the dynamics of the major league swing right about now

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